Blondie: So I woke u today @ 6:13, my stomach felt as if a small ball of lead filled with seething acid somehow came into my body and needed to be released! So I went to poop and I felt loads better but surprise I wasn't done. Because I go back to bed and W minutes later I could feel it roving around. So I got up again. I think it's the medication working.
Bobby: Woooow! What the heck kind of medication is it? Ex-Lax??
Blondie: A colon cleanse and Mucinex. The colon cleanse is supposed to make me poop, the Mucinex is to stop the coughing and thins out the mucus to get it out of the bronchial tubes.. I blame the Mucinex cuz the product is runny... And I've been on the colon cleanse and usually the product is sooo not runny!
Bobby: But it's a colon cleanse!
Blondie: Yeah, which I've been on for a little less than a week! Dude, it's the Mucinex, trusts. On the other hand the sunrise is so pretty ain't it? Even when I did wake up this early I never noticed it. Ooo and the colon cleanse also adjusts your inner clock so it seems I might be converted to morning personism.
Bobby: I don't have a sunrise view window... =[
Blondie: Nooo!! We get's you a window!
Bobby: ...ok so I was singing in my head, do you do that? "Window" to the tune of "Freedom", and window got turned into wind-om and then weed-om.
Blondie: Lol of sourse, you know I do. And weed on? Look at you pothead! My sister was wooing in the shower nd I thought it was the wind outside and I got scared.
Bobby: Weed-om! Lmfao I'm not the Human Torch, or rather the Weed Torch... Omg omg... This convo is getting willy fast. -_- Who woo's in the shower?!
Blondie: Hey hey it happens. Ehactly she's a psycho, although poor thing, I decided to poop just as she got in, talk about shower destroyer.
Bobby: Hahahahahah you're the abominable stenchgirl!
Blondie: Lmao talk to the ass cus it's responsible *sings* Call Me Irresponsible :)
Bobby: Oh you's dirty, and okay the colon cleanse & Mucinex. You're excused.
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