Death by bed?

Bobby: So you were setting up your bed earlier?

S: No. Chris is making himself a Murphy bed. He asked me to help.

Bobby: ...that can fail so badly.

S: We already discussed my laughing at him when it fails.

Bobby: It's more than laughs, Chris can get impaled. Well, I guess it is kinda funny, till it happens.

S: I didn't see anything in the plans that would be able to do that.

Bobby: Are you kidding me? The two of you in an enclosed space, with your luck? It's bound to happen somehow.

S: Haha. I think the worst thing that will hapen is the bed falling or slamming against the wall while he's on it.