Have you heard?

Blondie: Dude, I'm falling asleep, fucking hell! (It was barely 730PM or so) Okay, I'm watching E! News so I won't fall asleep and dude, Johnny Depp is about to be single.

Bobby: =o What?! You serious?! Omfg Johnny Depp in the singles market again motherfucking swoon babes!

Blondie: Lmao, yeah Paradis is not Paradise! Ejactly yaar, oo noo, Etta James is dead!

Bobby: Forgets Etta James, Johnny heart-fucking-throb Depp is gonna be single again!

Blondie: So I hear! Are you going to sing "My dil (heart) goes hm hmmm hmm"! Lmao.

Bobby: Oh you know I am yaar! Fucking babes!

Blondie: Dude, how long has he not been single?

Bobby: What is it? Two, three kids long ago?

Blondie: Lmao, yes something like that yaar, you crack me up!

Bobby: Ejactly! XD

Blondie: Omf too fun, too fun!

p.s. YouTube, everyone is going to NOT want to watch Abduction. If that was your goal, you shall prevail!