How precious, just utterly too-too!

Bobby: So my uncle V stopped by to pick up a letter of his and he's really quirky, and one of his things (lately) is instead of shaking hands, he taps feet for greetings.

Blondie: What? No way!

Bobby: Yes! He's just... He's different.

Blondie: Taps feet..how do you respong to that and were there a lot of Happy Feet jokes?

Bobby: Lol! No Happy Feet jokes, he's serious about being different and doing things differently. You just tap feet back... Omg I swear I'm not making this up.

Blondie: Read it and tell me you don't sound like you're lying! I mean I don't doubt you, but that's just ridiculous! How can you want to be different, it's supposed to be spontaneous.

Bobby: Mmkay, yeah it sounds like a load of bull, but my family and I just laugh about it. You so have to be there to believe it.

Blondie: Lol I believe it but I just don't know how to tap back.

Bobby: ....lmfao! You just tap, like pretend you're tapping someone asleep to make sure theyre not dead, a double toe tap.

Blondie: Ahh I see, so it's not the end of a song or something, interesting.

Bobby: Lmfao! Like the end of every Mexican song? Tan taann!

Blondie: Ooo that's rich!

Bobby: Oh nose, are we going to start using words like "delicious" "precious" "darling" and "tooo much" to describe things now? I'm so down.

Blondie: Lmao, sorry yaar, it sliped!

Bobby: XD babes!

Blondie: And you forgot decadent!

p.s. points to whoever, if any, got the Nellie Oleson reference in the post's title . From Laura Ingalls Wilder's Little House books, These Happy Golden Years, Ch. 20 - Nellie Oleson.