I was a badass motherfucker with a sword

I was a warrior, I totally tore people up & I had a babe waiting for me back home. Like prime grade A, son! And before I left to kill she told me, "I only married you 'cos I knew you wouldn't stray from me, motherfucker. So don't get distracted by any tail you meet in your journey." Why, I started to ask. "Fucker, just don't. That's all I'm saying on the subject!"

I maimed, slayed & I loved every minute of it. It was all in da name of gawd! And then I saw her. Whoa nelly, she was fine! I had to have her, Bea would never find out...

....some time later.

I arrived home and saw my girl Bea, half-naked, a sworn through her, some vital part. It totally killed her though. Because it was vital. And then Ghost Bea spoke to me and said, "You idiot! I dead 'cos of you! You fooled around and now I'm dead. Asshole!" How did she find out? Who ratted me out? -_- "No ya idiot, I made a pact with some demon, maybe the devil, that you would stay faithful and if you weren't, he could have my soul. And now he has it, I have to go as soon as you realize what I've just said.." ...Oh, ohh! "Yeah, okay, here's my ride."

..and Bea is taken away by some evil looking dude.

"I will avenge youuuu! Maybe bring you back, I don't know, I never finished the gaaaaammme." -But luckily, S did and I know how it ends now. =D Yaaay!

So Dante goes to Hell and fights demons, punishes and absolves people. Bea sends Virgil to guide him and hey guess what? He glows blue, like a baby blue almost white.

Dante's Inferno for XBox. It's damn depressing, and I couldn't do the "challenge" parts on easy mode. I suck at video games. Play it and be sad, oh so sad.